Tales of a Bible Worker

Alex: Are you a teenager?
Me: Yup! I am a teenager!
Slade: You're not a teenager! You're an adult!
Me: I am an adult teenager.
Slade: Alex! ALEX! Did you HEAR THAT! She's an ADULT teenager!
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I walk in the door....and meet a little girl...
Alex: You're pretty, and I like sitting next to you!

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Bible Study Contact (reading a bible verse): and the genitals... *slight pause, then keeps reading* blah, blah, blah....*all of a sudden* ...the GENTILES!
I could barely smother my laughter!

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It doesn't seem to matter who it is, but almost every single bible study reads this verse in Isaiah and read the word LIONS instead of the word LOINS.

Isaiah 45:1 - Thus saith the LORD to his anointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden, to subdue nations before him; and I will loose the loins of kings, to open before him the two leaved gates; and the gates shall not be shut;

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